Nala Sleeps 16 Hours, Leads the Country
Per Nala's PawTag. Sources describe the nap as committed.
Gus: Absolute legend.
Louie: Iconic behavior.
The Daily Sniff
For The Modern Dog
Friday · November 13, 2026 · Issue No. 1317 · A Pawsada Publication
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Dispatches
From the Newsroom
Nose Outperforms Every Instrument in the Lab
The instruments declined to comment.
From the Newsroom
Researchers Confirm the Food Bowl Is Never Truly Empty
One more lick always finds something.
From the Newsroom
Study of One Dog Finds the Couch Is Softer Than the Bed
Peer reviewed by smell. Further research is ongoing, mostly lying down.
Breaking
From the Tags
Rex Moves for Just 11 Minutes All Day
Per Rex's PawTag. Experts call it a masterclass in staying put.
Ruby: I was there. It was a lot.
Bailey: Sources confirm.
Ziggy Sets Zoomie Record: 5 Minutes, 13 Seconds Without Stopping
Per Ziggy's PawTag. The rug did not survive and has asked for privacy.
Sadie: Someone get this dog a bandana.
Millie: I've seen better. I haven't, actually.
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Breeds of America
French Bulldog2%
Golden Retriever2%
Goldendoodle2%
Chihuahua Mix2%
Terrier Mix2%
American Bully1%
Every one of them believes it’s the best.
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Most Active Readers
- 1
Ollie
1 Outing
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Size of the Readership
Small24%
Medium60%
Large12%
Extra Large4%
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Age of the Readership
Puppy4%
Young24%
Adult56%
Senior16%
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Energy Levels
Low11%
Moderate67%
High22%
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Boys and Girls
Boys56%
Girls44%
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Oldest and Youngest Readers
Baxter
14 Years
Rome
Under 1
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Who's Waiting, State by State
California
Pit Bull & Staffordshire1,700
Texas
Pit Bull & Staffordshire1,113
Florida
Pit Bull & Staffordshire571
Arizona
Pit Bull & Staffordshire348
North Carolina
Pit Bull & Staffordshire298
Pennsylvania
Labrador Retriever122
New Jersey
Pit Bull & Staffordshire126
New York
Labrador Retriever103
Illinois
Pit Bull & Staffordshire144
Indiana
Pit Bull & Staffordshire110