Head of Squirrel Surveillance
STELLA — Adult · German Shepherd Dog · Brighton
Compensation package
- Guaranteed daily walks — cardio, included
- A warm foot-warmer, all winter
- Nightly couch co-pilot
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Exceptional candidates seeking permanent positions in loving homes near Columbus. Competitive benefits. Immediate start. No résumé required.
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Companionship Division
VP of Perimeter Security
Cletus aka Becker — Adult · Labrador Retriever · San Diego
Permanent · Live-in
Compensation package
- A warm foot-warmer, all winter
- Nightly couch co-pilot
- A standing reason to be home by six
Comfort & Napping
Executive Companion, Emeritus
Ren — Senior · Chihuahua · Sedalia
Full-time · Immediate start
Compensation package
- Zero unread-message guilt — just glad you're back
- Unconditional five-star performance reviews
- A standing invitation to touch grass
- Excellent with the small humans, too
Chief of Doorbell Response
CANE — Young · German Shepherd Dog · Brighton
Full-time · Immediate start
Compensation package
- Zero unread-message guilt — just glad you're back
- Unconditional five-star performance reviews
- A standing invitation to touch grass
Companionship Division
Director of Morning Enthusiasm
Jello — 2 Years 1 Month · Belgian Shepherd Malinois · San Diego
Full-time · Relocation provided (to your couch)
Compensation package
- Unconditional five-star performance reviews
- A standing invitation to touch grass
- Enthusiastic commentary on all mail delivery
- Excellent with the small humans, too
Lead Adventure Companion
GRIZZLY — Adult · Alaskan Malamute · Seattle
Compensation package
- A warm foot-warmer, all winter
- Nightly couch co-pilot
- A standing reason to be home by six
- Plays well with existing staff (other dogs)
Lead Adventure Companion
Pretzel — Adult · Boxer · Stanwood
Full-time · Immediate start
Compensation package
- Weekend hiking companion, all weather
- Zero unread-message guilt — just glad you're back
- Unconditional five-star performance reviews
Household Morale
Head of Squirrel Surveillance
Curcio / Sleepy — Young · Labrador Retriever · Broomfield
Full-time · Relocation provided (to your couch)
Compensation package
- Zero unread-message guilt — just glad you're back
- Unconditional five-star performance reviews
- A standing invitation to touch grass
- Excellent with the small humans, too
Chief Greeting Officer
PERCY — Adult · Australian Cattle Dog/Blue Heeler · Brighton
Compensation package
- Weekend hiking companion, all weather
- Zero unread-message guilt — just glad you're back
- Unconditional five-star performance reviews
Comfort & Napping
Chief of Doorbell Response
LADY — Adult · Treeing Walker Coonhound · Denver
Full-time · Immediate start
Compensation package
- Full-time greeting service at the front door
- On-call stress relief, no appointment needed
- 24/7 doorbell and squirrel alerts
Director of Protective Snuggling
SCOOBY — Young · Labrador Retriever · Brighton
Compensation package
- 24/7 doorbell and squirrel alerts
- Weekend hiking companion, all weather
- Zero unread-message guilt — just glad you're back
Companionship Division
Associate of Unscheduled Enthusiasm
Isaiah — Baby · Shepherd · Tabernash
Compensation package
- Kitchen-floor crumb management
- Guaranteed daily walks — cardio, included
- A warm foot-warmer, all winter
- Excellent with the small humans, too
New Hire Essentials
Everything your new hire needs on day one. As an Amazon Associate, The Daily Sniff earns from qualifying purchases — at no extra cost to you. We only point to gear we'd recommend to a friend's dog.
- Executive Sleep Quarters
Bedsure Calming Dog Bed
A plush donut bed with raised, head-resting walls for the dog who treats napping as a core competency — anti-slip base, machine-washable, and burrow-approved.
Shop on Amazon - Break Room Privileges
Loving Pets Metallic Dog Bowl
A sturdy stainless-steel bowl with a non-skid base — dishwasher-safe, tip-resistant, and available in colors that pretend to match your kitchen.
Shop on Amazon - Company ID Badge
Joytale Reflective Neoprene Collar
A padded neoprene collar with reflective stitching for after-dark commutes — adjustable, comfortable, and the closest thing to a company ID badge your new hire will ever wear.
Shop on Amazon - Corporate Tracking Device
Apple AirTag
The tiny locator that clips to a collar and rides the Find My network, so a wandering new hire is never off the grid for long. (Collar holder sold separately.)
Shop on Amazon - Company-Issued Badge Clip
AirTag Collar Holder
A rugged, scratch-resistant holder that straps an AirTag to the collar and keeps it there through every puddle and zoomie — because a tracker in a drawer tracks nothing.
Shop on Amazon - Signing Bonus
Milk-Bone MaroSnacks
Crunchy little bones with a soft marrow center — the signing bonus that seals every deal and rewards a job well done (sitting counts as a job).
Shop on Amazon - Orientation Buddy
Multipet Lamb Chop Squeak Toy
The classic squeaky lamb, reissued here as a first-day comfort object — something soft to clutch while a nervous new hire learns the ropes of the couch.
Shop on Amazon - The Nameplate
GoTags Personalized Engraved ID Tag
A personalized, engraved stainless-steel ID tag — the official nameplate every new hire needs on day one, so a lost commute always has a way home.
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